@MisterBombay: Whenever I'm waiting for an elevator & the door finally slides open I pretend I'm on a Game Show & just won a group of people
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@shawnspree: Banned an 80 year old man for life from attending NBA games. What's that? Like maybe 10 years?
@mattytalks: (Hot babe to me) your brooding drives me wild, what's going on inside your head (Me, thinking about a panini) I don't want to talk about it
@DCpierson: A warlock cursed me to forever be standing in line behind people trying to remember the name of a movie, and I know exactly what movie it is
@duplicitron: What if firemen acted like policemen and just drove around shooting water at anyone who looked like they might catch on fire.