@Overdue_Bills: Whenever my car won't start I open the hood so I can have a good look at all the things I don't understand.
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@noog: One time I made a snowman and gave him a cucumber nose. Carrot noses are the standard protocol but I'm what u would call a rebel.
@NYC_Blonde: Please don't ruin Breaking Bad for me... I'm only at the part where A texts Aria, Spencer, Hanna and Emily
@ArfMeasures: ME: *smashes bottle into a ship* MAN: Oh cool, what are you naming it? ME: I'm not *smashes another bottle* I just hate ships
@bridger_w: When I die, please bury me wrapped in a sheet. That way I won't have to look for one when I become a ghost