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@BillFienberg: Whenever my girlfriend and I share a meal, I let her have the first bite because I'm a gentleman.

Also, to see if it's been poisoned.

Whenever my girlfriend and I share a meal, I let her have the first bite because I’m a gentleman.

Also, to see if it’s been poisoned.

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