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@Dustinkcouch: Whenever my girlfriend doesn't eat her dinner, I remind her that there are starving kids in Africa, and that she'll never be that skinny.

Whenever my girlfriend doesn’t eat her dinner, I remind her that there are starving kids in Africa, and that she’ll never be that skinny.

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