@RelatabIe: whenever my mom criticizes me i yell “it’s probably genetic” and run out of the room as fast as i can
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@mattZillaaaa: People who knock on my front door really need to give up these unrealistic expectations that I'm going to answer
@Token_Geezer: Weird how old people suddenly stop being so deaf the second you put some music they don’t like on
@50NerdsofGrey: 'I've been a very naughty girl!' she said, licking her lips, 'I need to be punished . . .' So he invited his mother to stay for Christmas.