@Phook75: Whenever my neighbor looks like they want to speak to me. I collapse to the ground motionless as if I were one of Andy's toys.
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@PleaseBeGneiss: [god creating worms] WORM: Alright I’m a snake! GOD: Well, no you— WORM: I’m a snake hissss. Am I venomous? GOD: *patting worm’s head* Sure buddy