@MomOfTeen: Whenever my teen cleans his room, I get a brand new set of dishes.
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@duplicitron: I heard that processed meats are just as bad for you as cigarettes so I'm walking around smoking a hot dog looking cool as hell.
@Kayditty: The Bible Belt - the land where you pretend not to recognize each other in the liquor store.
@jctwritesstuff: [Command Center] *opens map* *traces route* *marks intercept point* *drives* *waits* *target arrives *tackles* Liquor Delivery Guy: Again?