@MomOfTeen: Whenever my teen cleans his room, I get a brand new set of dishes.
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@ariscott: If you ever see a movie where a woman is depressed and she has shaved legs that movie is bullshit.
@hippieswordfish: *she leans in close* 'kyle, what's your wildest fantasy?' *i close my eyes and imagine opening a 10pc chicken nugget and finding 11 pieces*
@postcrunk: is the ultimate american drug watching an entire season of a tv show at once or getting married so you don't have to die alone?