@iGreenMonk: Whenever my wife sing, i open up my room windows so the neighbors don't think I'm beating her.
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@jonnysun: JESUS: heaven… must be missing an angel ME: o gee thamk u jesus ur so sweet JESUS: hehe ME: hehe JESUS: time to send u back ME: wait no what
@JP_theAntiHero: Sometimes I think you have good taste in clothing as I try on your sundress. Other times I think you need a better home security system
@deeeebag: I'm lost at Costco but everyone here looks like my dad. Just gonna pick the one with the best groceries and start a new life I guess.