@iGreenMonk: Whenever my wife sing, i open up my room windows so the neighbors don't think I'm beating her.
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@blade_funner: DOG DRIVING INSTRUCTOR: Please assume the correct position for operating a vehicle. DOG STUDENT: *sticks head out window* DDI: Excellent.
@JennyJohnsonHi5: All the people upset over same sex marriage didn't seem to mind when Paula Abdul was openly dating a cartoon cat in the late 80s.
@Chumpstring: interviewer: for your most recent job you put down “i cleaned out my car some” me: that’s right interviewer: and for a reference you put down “my friend jarret” me: he was there