@iGreenMonk: Whenever my wife sing, i open up my room windows so the neighbors don't think I'm beating her.
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@BillCorbett: To celebrate Independence Day I'm finding Englishmen and then walking angrily away from them!
@BucMarvin: Guinness Book of World Records should be in the Guinness Book of World Records as being the book with the most world records.
@MatCro: Me: "Aw, your baby is cute. How old?" Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time?" Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."
@JediGigi: Dating Profile Sex: Probably Favorite Food: Yes Favorite Movie: Star Wars Favorite Book: LOLZ