@hotdogsladies: Whenever our neighbor's dog is barking, I know there's either someone at their door or literally anything else in the universe has happened.
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@1CleverClogs: I am woman, hear me say the opposite of what I mean in that tone that means you'd better do what I meant and not what I said.
@WigCannon: your call is important to us. like, super important. we all bought new outfits for this call. dave is wearing a wig
@DiscoFruit: they say running is addictive, that's why i don't do it, i'm afraid i'll end up in a fitness gym alley offering sex for treadmill time.
@Neauxpe: The last time I wore a red shirt, I went to Target and laid off 8 people in the morning team huddle.