@hotdogsladies: Whenever our neighbor's dog is barking, I know there's either someone at their door or literally anything else in the universe has happened.
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@GlumGeorgeLucas: I wish I gave Darth Vader different last words. Before he died, I wanted him to mutter, "I should have stuck to pod racing."
@Macar00ny: The first time a girl walked up to me and gave me her number I didn't know what to do so I ate it.
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