@hotdogsladies: Whenever our neighbor's dog is barking, I know there's either someone at their door or literally anything else in the universe has happened.
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@HatfieldAnne: With literally no way of knowing if you were cursed by an evil witch as a baby, why would you take a spinning class?
@MichaelTrying: I didn't realize that "sow your wild oats" is a metaphor, so I pretty much spent my early twenties farming.
@Contwixt: Pluto should totally move on and find a solar system that's going to treat it with the respect it deserves.
@kevinseccia: The Flash is lucky because he can run real fast but also because he lives in a world where every problem can be solved by running real fast.