@UnicornSyrup: Whenever people say "anything is possible", I think about trying to staple pudding to a tree.
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@ItsAndyRyan: First date Her: So what do you do? Him: I'm currently trying to eliminate all cancers Her: Wow, impressive Him: Then I'll move on to Virgos