@UnicornSyrup: Whenever people say "anything is possible", I think about trying to staple pudding to a tree.
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@EliHansenMusic: I'm at my most immature when girls misspell "cologne" and start talking about how bad a man's colon smells
@RobotSkeleton69: It was only after I started dancing in the food court - alone - that I learned flash mobs are planned...