@HallpassCanada: Whenever someone asks how i'm doing & walks away before i answer..I write "GREAT" on the side of thier car with my keys!
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@JohnLyonTweets: "I knew he was the murderer when I saw him on the dance floor," Holmes said. "You see, Watson, guilty feet have got no rhythm."
@RidiculousSheri: Love means never having to say you're sorry for accidentally bringing home six more cats.
@breatheandlove: My mind has been wandering so long, we're pretty much in a long-distance relationship.