@WilliamAder: Whenever someone jokingly replies, "Blocked," I laugh and laugh and then go check.
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@NikiWithIssues: We complain when it's hot. We complain when it's cold. We are such c**ts. That's why ET went home and never came back to visit.
@margolundy: Please tell me the grounds around mental hospitals have walking trails called psychopaths running through them.
@_little_old_me: My cat just sniffed my right eye & licked his lips. When I die alone in my house, he'll probably eat that eyeball first.
@WiseguyPictures: Imagine how excruciating a conversation between Hodor, Groot, and Timmy from South Park would be.