@WilliamAder: Whenever someone jokingly replies, "Blocked," I laugh and laugh and then go check.
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@iamchrisscott: A good comeback when someone doesn't believe you're a time traveler is "Yeah well nobody cried at your funeral."
@gerryhallcomedy: My kids don't believe that before video games, we used to have to go out and buy a hedgehog, paint it blue, then give it cocaine.
@AmishPornStar1: "Daddy, why do dogs need whiskers?" -my 7-year-old son, while discreetly holding scissors in one hand and dog whiskers in the other
@mattvbrady: im about to go on a date. im sure it will be perfectly normal and wont go viral or anything...