@AbbyHasIssues: Whenever someone says, “Good question” I never hear their answer because I’m too busy congratulating myself for asking such a good question.
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@CoopSoSarc: All I want from a woman is for her to hold my hand, look into my eyes, and tell me it's ok to get out of her bushes.
@PaperWash: The Bible is so unrealistic, Noah's wife would have never allowed two spiders on that boat.
@juliussharpe: Gotta be careful. My astrologer just warned me someone pretending to predict the future would steal my money.