@tacsanitchiban: Whenever someone says "let's get weird" my first thought is "I'm already there"
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@robfee: Wow the weather sure is getting cool *A cloud rolls by wearing sunglasses and smoking an unfiltered cigarette*
@mrbuster60: "My uncle is a dead person guy". Me last night when I couldn't think of the word mortician
@hollywoodsigh: I'm at my classiest when my neighbor catches me begging my dog to shit faster because it's cold.