@o__0Dev: Whenever someone says, "that's what she said", I like to reply with, "not to you"
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@imagine_vegas: Girl, I like you so much, I might even let you hold my phone....some day, while its locked
@treywafer: Her: wanna dance? Me: I'm never gonna dance again Her: why? Me: guilty feet have got no rhythm Her: ? Me: sorry, I'm old...*Fml*