@Bandersnaaatch: Whenever someone says they have "a thing" for me, I secretly hope it's a pony.
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@CarolinaSong: That awkward moment when you text a pretty girl, "my shirt smells like you" & you misspell shirt
@iscoff: The reason Latin is a dead language is because they kept accidentally summoning demons during regular conversations
@murrman5: do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth "starting now?" yes "the judge looks like squints from the sandlot"