@Bandersnaaatch: Whenever someone says they have "a thing" for me, I secretly hope it's a pony.
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@HuajatollaChic: At least dogs look at you when you're talking with them as if to say, hell yeah I'd talk to you, but I'm a dog.
@smithsara79: Me: *trying to sleep but can't stop sniffling* sorry, the box of tissues on my nightstand is empty Him: if it's empty, it isn't a "box of tissues," it's just a box Me: *already blowing my nose on his sleeve*
@llvvzz: Literally nothing has had less of an impact towards changing my life than that inspirational quote you posted on social media.