@mattZillaaaa: Whenever someone tells me "make yourself at home" at their house, I always clog their toilet
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@Jandalize: I dropped my soap in the shower. On purpose. Nothing happened. You guys are full of it.
@Stuccoman1: The way my dog maintains eye contact while taking a dump is unsettling. Can't he read a magazine like a normal dog?
@TheJasonMarcus: I'm working on a movie about the life of Pennywise the clown after he quits killing kids to pursue a career in sticky notes called: Post-It