@jwoodham: Whenever someone tells me they like country music, I just look them in the eyes and ask "which country?"
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@duplicitron: Well it took forever but I just paid the pizza guy entirely with the quarters I found behind his ears.
@thatsuperdad: Stranger: Sir your fly is down... Me: Oh geez! Thanks. *Bends down and picks up fly* Me: He's had some wing issues lately