@jwoodham: Whenever someone tells me they like country music, I just look them in the eyes and ask "which country?"
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@GABBYdaAngSaya: Satan: And this is the TV room. Me: This isn't so bad. *turns on TV* *only thing showing is golf*
@Versacheetos: Kim - Where is North West? Kanye - *takes out compass* Kim - I mean my baby! Kanye - I'm right here. Kim - Jesus Kanye! Kanye - Yeezus*
@marebytes: Brutally honest? I'm always honest ... I guess the brutality would depend on your level of aversion to the truth