@jwoodham: Whenever someone tells me they like country music, I just look them in the eyes and ask "which country?"
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@JohnASinclair: I'm gonna have a secret lair that consists of toilets and sinks. It'll be called "John Sinclair's john and sink lair"
@ZombieProblms: Do zombies go to heaven when they die? I hope so. There's lots of nice people up there to eat.
@Vice_Queen: So your face, is it permanently like that or are you genuinely surprised every time you take a selfie?