@thesulk: Whenever teachers say 'show your work', just write a bunch of numbers down and hope they're tired that night.
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@ianabramson: I'm the kind of guy who peeks under bathroom stalls and asks where you go for taxes.
@capricecrane: Now's a good time to change your facebook name to "Nobody," so when you click like on ignorant statuses it says, "Nobody likes this."
@Lisa_Laughs_: I'm fresh out of hopes and dreams. Can I interest you in despair and disappointments?