@seamussaid: whenever the police put a mannequin in a squad car to slow traffic, I strategically place mannequins around town committing crimes
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@imence2: My daughter can open just about any front door using a credit card, so your kids honor roll certificate seems a little useless right now.
@hippieswordfish: before guns were invented, armies had to throw bullets at each other and if a bullet touched you, you had to sit out until the next war
@JediGigi: M-I can't go. My Ewok is sick. H-Gigi that's a stuffed animal. M- H- M-Crap. I think you're right. I bet he ate all my Doritos again.
@LikeABaus91: Red bull gives you crippling heart palpitations just doesn't have the same ring to it.