@kendracomedy: Whenever the Starbucks guy asks for my name I laugh and whisper "I'm seeing someone"
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@Parkerlawyer: My internet has been out for 24 hours and now my kids are moving out. That was easy.
@fro_vo: Nature Fact: baby bears are born with fur because a mother bear can't bear to bear a bare bear
@Cheeseboy22: I believe it is important to be an organ donor, which is why I am willing to donate my second chin to anyone missing a chin.