@NervousJr: Whenever you're feeling really bad about yourself just remember, there's people that pay money to exercise.
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@SamGrittner: BARNES: "What if it wasn't just empty cabinets?" NOBLE: "Let's sell books!" AND: "This is why we make such a great team."
@FrenulumBreve: [hands over brown bag with £10,000 ransom] "Now give me my wife." "This is short by £2.39" [hides Mcflurry] "it's all I got."
@LuckoftheDraw86: Don't over-share. Don't over-share. Don't over-share. Don't over-share. Don't over-share. HI I'M A NERVOUS POOPER. ... Nailed it!
@cromp_daddy: man [looking at condom in horror]: oh no.. it's expired woman: don't condoms take like 5 years to expire? man [visibly sweating]: uhhhh