@Manda_like_wine: Whenever you're having a bad day, think of the guy who has to put the circus tent back in its bag.
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@KKenuz: my beloved wife was on the second earth as it detached from our earth and drifted forever #FirstWorldProblems
@NinjaSweatpants: Watching cooking shows makes you realize how much forehead sweat is possibly in your food
@joeljeffrey: [buying treadmill] Me: Can I try it out first? Salesperson: Sure Me: (pulls out laundry basket and hangs wet clothes on it) I like it.