@MiaPinchoff: #WhenIWas12IThought very little 🙌
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@RoosterMustache: [having sex] ME: oh yeah do you like that HER: faster! ME: *like an auctioneer* doyoulikethat-isee$5foryes-$5foryes-doisee$10-$10foryes
@robfee: No matter how lazy you feel, just remember that Goldilocks decided to take a nap during a b&e.
@ericaj1721: I'm always behind the person at McDonald's who acts like they've never seen the menu in their life