@neiltyson: #WhenIWasYourAge: We had to open all doors by ourselves. None of them knew we were coming.
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@DaHess1: Wanna screw with your idiot friends on Facebook? Post that Obama passed a law to stay in office a third term this morning. Praise Jesus.
@junejuly12: Keep microwaving fish in the office and stop wondering why you never get a desk by the windows.
@TheTweetOfGod: Don't take this the wrong way, but you're all horrible sinners and you're going to hell.