@neiltyson: #WhenIWasYourAge: We had to open all doors by ourselves. None of them knew we were coming.
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@JediGigi: Him: How'd you get so cute? Me: I-I-my gosh, I really don't know. I'm not very good at biology.
@ramblinma: *stops abruptly at red light* *instinctively reaches out arm to protect food in passenger seat*
@WheelTod: The odds of being killed by a shark are 1 in 3,748,067. So if you know 3,748,066 people who haven't been killed by a shark: avoid the ocean.
@Tmoney68: FYI - They won't let you just pick a kid to take with you from the Lost & Found at Toys R Us. You actually have to be the parent.