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@FullGrownChris: "Where are you all going?"
A lifeboat. The Titanic is sinking.
"You guys are booked til 2. Trust me, this'll be great exposure for your band

“Where are you all going?”
A lifeboat. The Titanic is sinking.
“You guys are booked til 2. Trust me, this’ll be great exposure for your band

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