@Stellacopter: Where did I get my scarf? It's a CVS receipt. You love it? Oh thank you very much.
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@JamieDMJ: Sea lions are faster than humans on both land and sea, so if you face one in a triathlon, you really need to make up time on the cycling.
@VeroniKaboom: "He sure seems like a nice young man" is Grandma-speak for "I'd totally hit that."
@partlyfunny: If you want to have fun with your kids, tell them the teacher called, then ask if there is something they need to tell you.