@Stellacopter: Where did I get my scarf? It's a CVS receipt. You love it? Oh thank you very much.
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@StansaidAirport: Festive Fact: Women who put on weight over the festive period are 98% more likely to live longer than their partners who point it out.
@kevnasto: I just called up the phone company and put em on hold. Every 5min i come on an tell them how important their business is to me. Please hold.