@TheDairylandDon: Where do avocados come from? Uh, well, when a crocodile loves a pear very much...
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@CubanaMama82: I dunno who decided on the spelling of bologna, but it's obvious he had no idea how letters work.
@The_MartiniGirl: Pretty sure I just did some classical ballet move as I got off the computer chair to get to the kitchen and saw a spider on my floor.
@BillDixonish: If the new Instagram logo makes you upset, wait until you hear about child soldiers in central Africa.