@TheDairylandDon: Where do avocados come from? Uh, well, when a crocodile loves a pear very much...
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@myles_morrison: It's easier to get away with stealing someone's stroller if you're dressed as a jogger.
@Sakshi9998: game of thrones bt it's my family fighting over who will sit in grandma's chair while watching t.v. After she dies.