@jwoodham: Where do I see myself in 5 years? May 2019. Next question.
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@tastefactory: We really are the most blessed generation. We've had 7 iPhones and 7 Fast and Furious movies.
@bakedbrotatoes: -You talkin to my girl? *pops knuckles* -What if I am? *cracks neck* *dislocates shoulder* *breaks collarbone* *fractures skull*
@JCWisdomNuggets: I carry two crickets around in a small box so when I say something that isn't funny I can supply my own sound effects. They get real tired.