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@nuttywhippet: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it
@Kyle_Raney: Subway Guy: Enjoy your sandwich
Me: You too!
Me: *gives him my sandwich* this is yours now
@just1fool: The trick to a good AVI is finding your best characteristic and flaunting it. I obviously am a fan of my nostrils.
@goldengateblond: Watch 'Titanic' backwards and it's the feel-good story of a ship that rescues a bunch of drowning swimmers and takes them on a dream cruise.
@fightforfood: When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress? I'd prefer if you included tigress
@TheAlexNevil: *gets bitten by a radioactive bear
*before developing super powers, gets eaten by radioactive bear