@joshcomers: "Where do you see yourself in 5 lives?" (Dalai Lama job interview)
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@TheMichaelRock: The best part about being a grown-up is not having to answer to ANYONE! (What's that, honey? Be right there.)
@3sunzzz: 1900: Let's filter coffee. 1950: We need to filter cigarettes. 1970: We should really filter water. 2015: I want to filter my face.
@meganamram: Such a double standard that when a guy sleeps with a ton of people he's "cool," but when I do I'm "lying"