@o__0Dev: Where have you been all my life? Please go back there.
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@Be___Dope: :office birthday party: CW: Would you like to sign the card? Me: Nah, just here for the cake. Karen will understand. CW: His name is Joe.
@EllenPallas: Life tip - buy a birthday card with your morning bottle of wine and people will think it's a gift. You are welcome.
@Diversion50: I like to imagine the person who originated Head & Shoulders shampoo had really, really hairy shoulders.