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@BruceForce: Where on LinkedIn do I add my current gang memberships
@sageboggs: "What should we call the 5th month?"
May I suggest-
"Great suggestion. May it is"
@samalmightysam: I want my marriage to be a forever one night stand, laughing and joking, beer drinking, dancing, pizza in bed kinda relationship.
@thatcarlygirl: *brakes hard*
*throws arm across passenger seat to protect pizza*
@AimeeHelene1: *yells at husband*
I can't make it fit! It won't fit!
Him: Just turn it a little.
Me: *screams in excitement*
We finished the puzzle!!
@JennyJohnsonHi5: My mom (seriously) asked if my friend's brother "still had down syndrome." No mother, he walked it off.