@BruceForce: Where on LinkedIn do I add my current gang memberships
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@ElleOhHell: If Wonder Woman and Spider-Man go into business together, they should call it Amazon Web Services.
@Jenn_H_Scott: What's it called when you fall in love with your captors, even if they're obnoxious little tyrants? No, no, not Stockholm Syndrome. Ah, yes... "parenting" That's the word.
@_Ashley_Jordan: I'm going to walk up to strangers and ask "Would you take a photo of me?" If they say yes, I will hand them a photo of me and walk away.