@robfee: Where was the NSAs wire taps when the McCallisters were leaving messages w all the neighbors that Kevin was abandoned & alone? Thanks Obama.
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@chrissyteigen: I just realized that when I murder someone my neighbors will never describe me as "quiet"
@Kauaibride: you are so beautiful without makeup. -my husband, after he saw i spent $62 on an eyeshadow.
@Henry_3k: Carefully choosing my grocery check out line based on the back of who's head I want to beam hate into for the next 15 minutes.
@Travon: Sunday is Easter, Hitler's birthday, the Columbine anniversary, and weed Christmas. Your move, greeting card section.