@robfee: Where was the NSAs wire taps when the McCallisters were leaving messages with all the neighbors that Kevin was home alone? Thanks Obama.
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@rachaelkelly18: The lady at the bakery who draws her eyebrows on is looking extra surprised today
@andreeahluscu: All I'm saying is that if M&M's poured out of a person after you stabbed them, I'd probably lose my moral compass very quickly.
@BlindChow: *tree falls in the forest* *tree pretends to start jogging so it doesn't look like an idiot*