@WilliamRodgers: Where were these Terrorists when Seth Rogen did the Green Hornet?!?!?
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@WheelTod: [Interview] "Why'd you leave ur last job?" My boss felt threatened by me [Flashback to juggling lighters after dousing boss in gasoline]
@Marlebean: Do you need to go peepee? -No Are you sure? -Yes How bout you try? -No Ook, goodnight *as soon as I relax* -MOM HELP I'M PEEPING MY PANTS!
@LeviathanPride: Guys at work are always like "why are your shorts so short?" Then I spin kick an inch away from their face with such precision and they know