@WilliamRodgers: Where were these Terrorists when Seth Rogen did the Green Hornet?!?!?
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@camelSWAG69: [walks into gym with my sunglasses on] WHATS UP LADIES *takes off sunglasses* damn it 3rd treadmill I've hit on this week
@omgthatspunny: Do you know why the Little Mermaid wears seashells? Because A and B shells were too small
@sammyrhodes: Ibuprofen is my favorite headache medicine that also sounds like a reggae professor.
@ZanyJaney11: Pirates that used X to mark the spot were stupid. If they had used a G, nobody would ever have found their treasure.