@WilliamRodgers: Where were these Terrorists when Seth Rogen did the Green Hornet?!?!?
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@garrettn: Claiming that someone else's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet.
@markleggett: A bird in the hand is worth nothing and is probably giving you duck AIDS. Put it back.
@DallyDoll: I was kicked out of the gym for arguing with my step aerobics instructor, but I don't care. She's not my real aerobics instructor.
@pixelatedboat: You (drinking coffee): Drugs are bad Me (smugly injecting heroin): Actually, coffee is a drug