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@CherBear162: Where's my cell?

"Right there."

That's not my phone.

"Yes it is. I cleaned it!"

My cell's white?

Where’s my cell?

“Right there.”

That’s not my phone.

“Yes it is. I cleaned it!”

My cell’s white?

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