@corintellectual: which auto response should i send back to my dentist?
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@SteveMartinToGo: Whenever I hear someone died of natural causes, I think, "Wait a minute. I have that."
@OhNoSheTwitnt: If Thor is a woman, what's next? Woman doctors? Woman lawyers? Woman mothers? When will it end?
@IamJackBoot: The great songs ask the eternal questions: Where have all the flowers gone? How can you mend a broken heart? Who let the dogs out?
@stuckinaportal: *army rises out of ball pit* dark lord: whose bright idea was it to put the portal here? [they point to bob] dark lord: you the man, bob