@Lola_Areola: Which herbal tea goes best with heroin?
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@specialhug: People ask me the secret of a good tweet. It's called "proof-reading". Perhaps you've hard of it
@PaperWash: lucifer: let's give them free will and see how they choose God: nice lol I'm gunna steal your idea and send you to hell lucifer: what?
@kolchak: Justin Bieber songs are much more enjoyable when you replace the word "girl" with "gerbil".
@BoozyMusic: "Good thing I guessed that today was probably a BYOB situation." -me, chaperoning the kindergarten field trip