@Maui_Speaks: Which one of you eggs is my employer?
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@ArfMeasures: [restaurant] DATE: Tell me something naughty about you ME: Sure [loudly chewing a steak] I haven't brought any money
@LindseyEllison2: If you like to speak in different languages while high off marijuana, you're probably Rosetta Stoned.
@ArfMeasures: Breath escapes my broken body. I collapse amid dark, icy spears of pain. The fight's done. It's over. GYM INSTRUCTOR: You've done 9 seconds
@theedgeofchris: Dora the Explorer has taught me just enough Spanish to engage Spanish-speaking people in the worst conversation they've ever had.