@Maui_Speaks: Which one of you eggs is my employer?
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@meat_tornado_: write your suicide note in frosting on a cake so no one can eat it and people will still hate you even though you are dead
@ShutUpThatsWho: SCIENTIST: if we feed cows seaweed we can slash greenhouse gas levels [later] SCIENTIST [watching dead cows float in the ocean]: well shit
@OhNoSheTwitnt: [Batman at McDonald's] What's your chicken sandwich called? -A McChicken And the rib? -A McRib [pulls out his batwallet] I like your style.