@Maui_Speaks: Which one of you eggs is my employer?
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@aveuaskew: Today I learned not all people are appreciative of vetriloquism. Especially my gynecologist.
@philyuck: Horse-drawn carriages are pretty cool but the horses should learn to draw other stuff
@5hael: My ceiling fan has three setting: - very slow - slow - I'm about to detach from the ceiling and kill you in a freak ceiling fan accident