@Maui_Speaks: Which one of you eggs is my employer?
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@DaHess1: A bunch of religious accounts are following me so I can only assume I'm the subject of a monthly sermon series.
@The_JRM: If I were in a musical, I'd get fired in a week. Keep a straight face while someone looks in my eyes & sings to me? Nope. Sorry. Impossible.
@mynameisntdave: ME: how long will it take to remodel my house? CONTRACTOR: only about 2 months [9 years later] CONTRACTOR: ok so we've installed 1 stair