@omgthatspunny: Which US state has the smallest soft drinks? Minisoda
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@12spoopy11u: Sally sells seashells by the seashore. Her monopoly has left the seashore economy in shambles. 86% of hermit crabs are now homeless.
@realHamOnWry: In recent years the number of UFO sightings has dropped because of the smart phone. Their users never look up.