@omgthatspunny: Which US state has the smallest soft drinks? Minisoda
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@Darlainky: My daughter showed me a beautiful handmade wind chime project on Pinterest. I told her, "I don't know who you think I am right now."
@NotJPo: Listen up, single people. You can only sleep with so many people. Sooooo many people. So so so many.
@ficklenuts: Me: “Alexa, put on some jazz and pour me a drink.” My daughter, Alexandra: “Stop calling me that! Crap like this is why I live with Dad!”
@Ohaiqtpie: On a poster in my math class "4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions" The sad thing is my first thought was "Oh good, I'm not alone!"