@thesulk: "Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?" "Yes." (Yamaha)
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@thepunningman: Airport Security: Please remove your shoes Man: Don't be ridiculous, I'm no terrorist AS: Sir, do you want to use the bouncy castle or not?
@AntoKenya: Everytime you pull the trigger a bullet loses its job...HAHAHAHA! Because it gets FIRED. HAHAHA! *I'm in tears*
@Kyle_Lippert: *brings a laser pointer to the Broadway showing of Cats and creates utter mayhem*