@thesulk: "Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?" "Yes." (Yamaha)
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@ghostkrogh: Me (digging a hole): how's this? My clone: at least 6 feet deeper Me: you sure there's treasure? My Clone: toss me up your keys bud
@primawesome: I'm an adult, and I can eat whatever I want whenever I want, and I wish someone would take this power from me.
@fro_vo: Doctor: you're never too old to start exercising Me: cool thanks i'll start in maybe like 15 years then