@thesulk: "Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?" "Yes." (Yamaha)
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@Manda_like_wine: My cat just started kneading my back in bed and I said "not now" so wish us luck we're officially married.
@vladchoc: The janitor squints at the unfinished equation, picks up the chalk and scrawls methodically. Soon all the eights have top-hats like snowmen.
@iAmDelFreaky: Me: So, hypothetically speaking, if we were dating would I get any free food? Her: Uh, excuse me? Me: *sigh* #1 combo with cheese, please.