@MouthOfSass: While I appreciate your enthusiasm, auto flush toilet, I kinda wanted to see that.
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@funnybeachgirl: I remember 9 months before I was born, I went to a party with dad and left with mom.
@215potter: These Valtrex commercials are confusing... Are herpes a pre-requisite for kayaking and rock climbing?
@sofarrsogud: ON PHONE WITH MY MOM HER: You still single and living with your stray cat family? ME: *proudly* No I am not! *high fives my pet penguin
@Douchekevin: I will not tolerate watching the neighbourhood kids bully my nephew. So I keep the curtains closed.