@WilliamAder: While I fully intended to "sleep my way to the top," it appears I've napped my way to the middle.
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@Elifcello: Every so often I Google my name hoping someone stole my identity and made a better something out of myself.
@UNTRESOR: A shark can sense a drop of blood from 3 miles away, and a mom can sense you're not getting enough to eat from 10,000.
@TheMichaelRock: My boss said to "treat customers like you treat your mother", so I haven't answered my phone in a month and I have 74 unheard voicemails.
@Tmoney68: Me: I can't get this star on top of the Christmas tree without a ladder, without dumping it over & ruining it. Whiskey: Yes you can.