@kelkulus: While it may be physically possible to have a baby after 40, forty children are probably enough.
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@BeardedSteel: Cat: Lame. Just lame. Me: Shut up. Not everyone goes out Friday nights u know. Cat: Leave extra food out. Im bringing a girl home. Me: ...ok
@bjnovak: The Razzi family had more family photographs than any other family. All thanks to the dad. Papa Razzi. Goodnight everyone
@dyldonot: [first date] me: don't let her know you vocalise everything you think her: what? me: shit she knows