@jaslakhmna: While people argue about the glass being half empty or half full...I'll just be drinking from the bottle !
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@junejuly12: Still wake up in a cold sweat thinking about my love note that was passed to the wrong boy in kindergarten.
@RandySmithWhat: "[I] broke up with him because I was sick of justifying his trench coat to my friends" - Overheard on the bus
@ReticentTurnip: Are you questioning my vocabulary skills, pal? Cause you are gonna get punched right in the plethora
@KKAlThani: Can't believe Nintendo didn't make a commercial for the Wii where a guy breaks up with a girl by saying "It's not you, It's Wii".