@jaslakhmna: While people argue about the glass being half empty or half full...I'll just be drinking from the bottle !
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@michaeldean0116: A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his bum. Doctors described his condition as "stable". #manicmonday
@TechnicallyRon: The Mens Rights subreddit did a poll to show how diverses their users are. They are 80% Single, white, 18-24, american males. HAHAHAHAHAHA
@KattsDogma: "How about we go with a gerund, but, like, maybe just half a gerund." - How ING Bank got its name
@Papa_Mex: Big shoutout to my neighbors, who left their back door open accidentally, when I needed a few things and didn't want to go to the store...