@delusions_of: While you were reading this Michael Bay just made five more "Transformer" movies.
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@KevinFarzad: Me trying to ask someone for a favor: Hey could you help me with this thing? Absolutely no pressure though. Totally ok if you can’t. If you’d rather run me over with a car that’s cool. Are you mad at me?
@lilplayer809: I'm a leader, not a follower... Unless it's into a dark place, then screw that, you're going first.
@shamans_heal: Pro Tip: If you leave an assortment of tissues, cold medicine, and a big bag of cough drops visible on your desk, coworkers will avoid you!