@samalmightysam: While you're thinking what to wear, I'm thinking how to take it off.
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@AnkCoupleTO: I tried hypnotizing my wife but *cluck* I think *cluck cluck* something went wrong is that *cluck cluck cluck* corn on the ground?
@MUMSIEesq: Pro Tip: Do not let your kids push that red button in the elevator. The fire department will NOT think its adorable.
@offbeatoliv: I like how Angelina waited to divorce Brad Pitt until Jen got married. Well played Maleficent...well played...
@gabemakesmusic: My 5 year plan is to get an amp for my bass. That fish sure does love his energy drinks