@samalmightysam: While you're thinking what to wear, I'm thinking how to take it off.
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@bea_ker: My waterslide technique has been described as 'oafish', 'dangerous' and 'how did you get into the penguin enclosure'.
@TheOldFolksHome: Sue: I'm off to the hairdressers, what sort of cut would make me look beautiful? *giggles* Stan: A power cut.
@beefman138: Guy on plane : So, where are you going to? Me : I'm guessing it's the same place you're going.
@BAKKOOONN: luke, thats a persons name. whys everybodys star wars name gotta be like, hoobie doodoo or seb neb or something