@samalmightysam: While you're thinking what to wear, I'm thinking how to take it off.
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@RegularFred: I was banned from guitar class because of an inappropriate reaction to "let's practice your fingering technique"
@AristotlesNZ: We'll take these $75 baby shoes. No need for a shoe box. We'll just let him wear & outgrow them on the car ride home.
@joeljeffrey: Bands who can't afford a smoke machine should hire my girlfriend to cook at their concert