@JermHimselfish: Whipped cream is just shaving cream that does whatever it's girlfriend tells it to do.
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@TheAlexNevil: Cop: Sir do you know why I pulled you over? Me: You're the third policeman to ask me that tonight. They should really train you guys better.
@Slims_Ramblings: Just listened to a conversation between 3 people under 18 and now I don't know how my Mom or a stranger didn't murder me as a teenager.
@brennadine: Cinderella taught me that everything will work out just fine so long as you have unconscionably small feet.