@JermHimselfish: Whipped cream is just shaving cream that does whatever it's girlfriend tells it to do.
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@Social_Mime: Creator of Etch A Sketch: We'll show people drawing murals in the commercial but in reality most people will only be able to draw stairs.
@JermHimselfish: I bet when kittens go to work in kitten offices that there's always one kitten whose cubicle is decorated with pictures of lonely old ladies
@dhumann: You can tell a lot about a person just by noticing how they continue to talk after you've sighed six or seven times.
@SortaBad: i imagine the people who slaved for years perfecting the google search algorithm would be so mad knowing i mainly use it now for spellcheck