@JermHimselfish: Whipped cream is just shaving cream that does whatever it's girlfriend tells it to do.
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@MissNaughty1801: My mother in law:did you put the weight on? Me:no...actually I've lost some. You should have seen me month ago. I looked like you
@Coolisiana: Give me one reason why I shouldn't pass this math class "You held up 2 fingers just now" Ok then give me that many reasons
@Book_Krazy: Son: I have to bring a giraffe to school tomorrow Hub: *types in zoo coordinates & grabs keys* Me: He means a graph Hub: I GOT THIS HONEY
@AnkCoupleTO: Me: I crave your sweetness on my lips Her: Who are you talking to in there? M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody