@JermHimselfish: Whipped cream is just shaving cream that does whatever it's girlfriend tells it to do.
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@KalvinMacleod: Wile E Coyote: I can't get rid of this headache *TNT explodes* *anvil drops on his head* *bus flattens him* Dr: it's probably stress-related
@usermcuserface: A Canadian has a bad day: (Traps a goose, and casts a spell) Fly my lovely. Be aggressive. Block traffic, and shit everywhere. Be my wrath..
@iDontWannaBeYhu: Money doesn't buy happiness? Well it buys a jet ski. Have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski? It's impossible to be sad on a jet ski.
@KyleMcDowell86: CLICK HERE TO SUPPORT BREAST CANCER "okay" *click* WHY ARE YOU SUPPORTING BREAST CANCER U MONSTER "oh no" [mom from other room] WTF KYLE