@AllTheUglyTruth: (whispering): Siri, whose bed am I in?
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@thesulk: Driving isn't about making the moves you want, it's about preventing others from making the moves they want.
@theshamingofjay: If you're religious you dont get to pick & choose "You shall not make for yourself an idol" That Disney sticker means you're going to hell
@Papa_Mex: But baby, if you didn't want me climbing in your window, why'd you leave the ladder in the garage behind the workbench chained to the beam?