@AllTheUglyTruth: (whispering): Siri, whose bed am I in?
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@nojeshua: I'm no fan of Smokey the Bear. He's just the first step on the slippery slope to vigilantism.
@AbbyHasIssues: No trip to Home Depot is complete without at least two more trips to Home Depot for what you didn't know you needed to buy the first time.
@eedrk: alien: take me to your leader me: uh i'm the leader alien: oh, chill. anyway, me: why didnt you think i was the leader alien: no no, me: why