@AllTheUglyTruth: (whispering): Siri, whose bed am I in?
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@shkeeber: If you have a family member you that you never want to see again, loan them some money.
@AClkwrkStarfish: The boy is putting whipped cream on the cat. I think he may have overheard a conversation he didn't understand quite so well.
@awordforaword: If the radius of a pizza is Z and the thickness is A, then the volume of pizza is PI x Z x Z x A. #asianshowingoff